Belly Envy...

I have belly envy.

Look at Halle--now THAT's how you wear a baby! What was she 5-6 months?



I know it's early and I will have plenty of months ahead of me where I will be huge and uncomfortable, but I can't help it. I want Halle's belly--and then I want it to stop right there. lol.
That is terrible to say, but it is honest.

My belly envy is especially bad when I go to the doctor's office and all of the other little expectants look as though they have full command of this whole pregnancy thing.

Also, I kind of don't want to have to explain to people that I'm not just fat and gaining weight--but that there's a baby growing in there!

Big baby bumps help people understand why I'm passing up wine at work functions, asking for decaf coffee, and yawning every 20 minutes.

However, I do have to say that while I want a belly, I am NOT looking forward to wearing maternity clothes--particularly because my first job at Macy's (age 16) was in the maternity department!

Ok, I'm done.